Tuesday, February 6, 2007

"A Primer on Self-Pleasuring"

After seven years and $2 million worth of research, the ingenious Swiss have come up with a scientifically designed device for erotic stimulation. Reminiscent of the days when vibes were used on Victorian women to treat hysteria, the Eroscillator is packaged more like a medical tool than like a sex toy. The tasteful package features a celebrity endorsement and photograph of sex therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer, who has written a user’s manual, aptly entitled “A Primer on Self-Pleasuring”.

With Dr. Ruth’s blessing, this is the kind of sex toy – excuse me, stimulating devise – you could buy for your mother.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The eroscillator works better than a man...gives untold pleasures over and over...a must try for all ages...you will never leave home without it.

Anonymous said...

As a senior I was looking for something to get rid of my tenseness. I am unmarried and living alone and I do not have a man in my life at this time. I have read that having sex at all ages is healthy and keeps you young looking. I tried this eroscillator and it is fabulous. I highly recomment it to any woman living alone. It is the BEST! 5 star rating